STOP RIGHT THERE!!!!!

Have you EVER considered what happens if
YOU DONT HAVE A FUCKING CHIMNEY

and santa needs to get in somehow

well, here my friend, is the reality of the dire situation you have found yourself in.

LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO

santa claus #2
made of slime!

This version can slip through your vents to deliver all of your presents!

is he friendly?
WHO KNOWS!!!

Let's go see if everything turned out alright....